类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:27
A preacher is buying a parrot. "Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher. "Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him. "Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:26
The technology of instant messaging has taken over my 11-year-old daughter's life. I realized this when I was helping her prepare for a spelling test. "Celebration," I challenged. "C-E-L-E-B-R-A-S … no, wait." She paused. "Backspace the S." 即时通讯技术已经占据我那11...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:26
As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?" "Well, it's a very common saying. Who will care so much about that?" the driver answered. "Look, the digits in the meter are still running w...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:25
A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression. Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?" The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month." Bartender: "That should make you h...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:24
On the way home from visiting relatives, two of my very proper sisters stopped at a casino -- not to play the slot machines, mind you, just to check out the place. "So did you do any gambling?" I teased. "Well," Kitty said cagily. "I had a $10 cup of coff...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:24
A cop stopped a man for running a stop sign and the subject gave the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop. After several minutes, the cop explained to the gentleman that he didn’t stop, he just slowed down a little. The gentleman said, “Stop or ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:23
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to fish, and the wife liked to read. One morning the husband came back from fishing after getting up real early that morning and took a nap. While he slept, the wife decided to take the boa...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:23
Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aeroplane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small plane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his friend pers...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:22
A philosophy professor warned the class he was going to give them a test. When the day came he entered the classroom, wordlessly placed his chair on the table and, turning to the blackboard, wrote, "Prove to me this chair does not exist." Most of the nerv...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:21
A big burly man visited the pastor's home and asked to see the minister's wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses. "Madam," he said in a broken voice," I wish to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor family in this district. Th...
