类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Hubby loses interest in sex A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in sex. He gives her a pill but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it in his mashed potatoes at dinner. At dinner that night, she ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Golf In a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. Top of the mornin' to ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Mint Birth Control Pill The Cadbury's Candy Co. and Merck Drug Co. have combined to market the new mint-flavored birth control pill that women may take immediately before sex. The pill will be distributed by the large major drug store chains and Wal-Mart'...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Speech impediment Over drinks one afternoon a buddy of mine and I were discussing former loves. I told him that I once broke-up with a girl long ago because she had a seemingly incurable speech impediment. George said, Jimmy, I'm shocked. I never know you...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Ancestors The Smith's were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall Street wizards. They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children and grandchildren. ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Macarena Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given them last rites, the warden had given the formal speech, and a final prayer had been said among ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Advice to girls Advice For Young Girlfriends Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex? A: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. When it comes to love and sex, men are much more responsible, since they're not as emotionally confused as women....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Streaming video The governor of Texas announced plans for streaming video surveillance camera footage of the border on the Internet so people could watch the border from home and call in if they see illegals crossing. It's true. Isn't that amazing? ...I t...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Moon maths Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year. If you do the math, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
TorturedbyDick笑话 While President Bush was spending the holidays at his Texas ranch, he was clearing brush and a branch cut his face. As a result the tree was cut down and tortured by Dick Cheney. -Conan O'Brien...
