类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Shesbeautiful笑话 This guy, about 40, walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he pulls out a picture of a beautiful girl, about 20. He orders drink after drink after drink. Finally, the bartender asks why he's getting drunk "I have to come home to this!" ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Fivecannibals笑话 Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a defense company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please do...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Saddams82massacre笑话 Documents were introduced in court today to link Saddam Hussein to a 1982 massacre. Saddam claims it was just a hunting accident and has asked for Dick Cheney's Lawyer....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Blinddate笑话 "How was your blind date?" a college student asked her room-mate. "Terrible!" the room-mate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." "Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?" "He was the original owner!"...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
BaberahamLincoln笑话 An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a party?" "Yeah, a costume party," the man answered,...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Cheneystaxrefund笑话 Vice President Dick Cheney's getting a tax refund of $1.9 million. How do you get a $1.9 million refund when your salary is $205,000 a year? How does that work? ...Apparently, he's writing off the guns and ammo as business expenses!...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
TheGasmsList笑话 Situations you may find yourself in, and the "gasms" you may encounter Sex in a boat - oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms. Sex at the entrance to your house - door-gasms. Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms. Sex at the supermarket ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Howstrong An old man goes to the doctor to ask him an important question. "Doctor, when I was in my 20's, it took both of my hands to push down my hard-on." "When I was in my 30's, it took one hand to push down my hard-on." "When I was in my 50's, it took...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Smallerbarrels President Bush announced his plan to increase the number of barrels (of oil) produced. You hear his plan? He wants to make smaller barrels...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Nudistcolony A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half, but ...
