类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Hiringhookers Gas prices have risen again. Prices are so bad here in L.A. that guys in Beverly Hills are hiring hookers to siphon gas out of other people's cars....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Blackmagic An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most... "When I...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Preparingchicken I went to lunch with a friend yesterday to a new chicken place. We asked how they prepare their chickens. The answer was, "We just tell them they're going to die."...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Duel In bygone days, a thin man insulted a large man. The large man challenged his tormentor to a duel with pistols. On the day of the duel a debate ensued about the unfair advantage held by the thin man because he was a much smaller target. Finally the t...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Mom Im gay A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with his homosexuality and decided to come out of the closet. His plan was to tell his mother first, so on his next home visit, he went to the kitchen, where his mother was busying h...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Restricted airspace Here's something kind of scary. U.S. fighter jets intercepted a small plane that had breached restricted space around Washington. ...Apparently, the White House said not to shoot it down unless they had evidence it contained two gay gu...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Sneak in & out The big news of the day is that President Bush made his second surprise visit to Baghdad... he flew in and out. ...He did sneak in. It worked so well that they now have a secret plan to sneak a guy in and out of Condoleezza Rice....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Slowing traffic A farmer lived on a quiet, rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. It became so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So he called the sheriff...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Code for sex A husband and wife decided they needed to use code to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband told his five year old daughter, Go tell your mommy ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Charlie Sheen Denise Richard and Charlie Sheen have agreed to extend a restraining order requiring Sheen to stay at least 300 yards from estranged wife Denise and their daughters. Charlie says he can guarantee that he wont get within 300 yards of them as ...
