类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Talking dog A guy walks into a bar with his dog and says, I'll have a Scotch and water and my dog would like a whiskey sour. The bartender says, Sorry, we don't allow animals in here. The dog replies, Hey, I'm tired of being discriminated against. Just gi...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Apieceofass笑话 What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes!...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Sexteacher Mr. Smith wanted to become a teacher, but the only job he could find was as an instructor at an all female college teaching sex education. His wife was a very jealous woman so Mr. Smith decided he would tell his wife that he would be teaching s...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Bugging and bills If the government has been monitoring my phone conversations, by god, they should be paying half of my phone sex bill. -David Letterman...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Eminemswallows笑话 How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Only in Washington This kind of thing usually happens once or twice a summer down in Washington. Yesterday, a guy hopped the fence at the White House. Pretty scary. Thank god at the last minute Dick Cheney picked him off. ...And then, today, another guy w...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Blondeorbrunette笑话 A guy walked into his friend's office, and found him sitting at his desk, looking very depressed. "Hey, what's up with you?" he asked. "Oh, it's my wife," replied the man sadly. "She's hired a new secretary for me." "Well, nothing wrong...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Hurricaneready笑话 The Department of Homeland Security announced they will be ready to deal with hurricanes in the future. Like today, they called their cable company and ordered the weather channel....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Dear Diary Sunday For my fiftieth birthday this year, my husband (the dear) has purchased a week of personal training at the local health club. Although I am still in good shape (if not as good as when I was playing on my high school softball team), I hav...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Border webcams This is weird. The state of Texas has put webcams on the Mexican border so people can sit at their home computers and look for illegal aliens trying to cross into the U.S. The website is free, but it costs $5 if you want the illegal aliens ...
