类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Packetofaspirin笑话 A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate would have been ideal for the position except that he had a disconcerting mannerism. He kept winking. "Look here, I'd like to give you the job, you've got good references a...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Gay bachelor party As you know, the constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage got voted down last week. Here's my questions: When two guys get married, what is the bachelor party like? Do they both go?...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Huntingtrip笑话 The big story continues to be that seven retired generals have come forward and called for Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld to step down. In response to that, President Bush said he fully supports Rumsfeld. You know what that means? Soun...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Identity theft As many as 26 and a half million veterans reported at risk for identity theft after someone stole a computer disk containing their names, birth dates and social security numbers. Why aren't these files put somewhere where no one can find th...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Gaybankrobber Did you hear about the gay bank robber? He tied up the safe and blew the guard....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Singleguysday Q: If mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day, what do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday!...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Is it serious? The doctor answered the phone and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. We need a fourth for poker, said the friend. I'll be right over, whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, Is...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Grosserthangross What's grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon. What's grosser than that? Finding a used condom on the bottom of your mayonnaise jar....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Bestshaveever A man enters a Barber Shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Ju...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Britishscientist A British scientist has built a car he claims can get 8,000 miles on a gallon of gas. And today, Dick Cheney invited the guy to go hunting with him....
