类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:13:00
Love,trueloveetc.笑话 What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:13:00
Lostatthepark笑话 A police car pulled up in front of grandma Smith's house, and grandpa got out. The polite policeman explained that the elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park and couldn't find his way home. "Henry," said grandma, "You've been ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:13:00
Dontgetoutmuch笑话 While I was dining out with my children, a man came over to our table, and we started talking. He asked where my kids went to school. I told him we home-schooled them. With a raised eyebrow, he asked if my husband was the sole breadwinner...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:13:00
Carnivaldate John took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:13:00
Whats red and blue? Q. What's red and blue with a long string? A. Smurfette with her period....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:13:00
King and a queen There once lived a king and a queen who ruled a large kingdom. The king was short in vital parts and the queen had to seek solace with every Dick, Tom and Harry. After some time the king grew suspicious of the queen's escapades and wanted...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:13:00
Existentialist The French existentialist Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting in a cafe when a waitress approached him: Can I get you something to drink, Monsieur Sartre? Sartre replied, Yes, I'd like a cup of coffee with sugar, but no cream. Nodding agreement, t...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:13:00
Death of al-Zarqawi More news coming about the death of al-Zarqawi. They say he died from complication of his lungs. They say he was smoking when they found him. Not cigarettes, he was actually smoking....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:13:00
On top This year is the 53rd anniversary of explorer Edmund Hillary getting to the top of Mt. Everest. 53 years! ...Now if we could just get a guy on top of Condoleezza Rice....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:13:00
High sperm count How do you tell that you have a high sperm count? Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows....
