类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:47
精彩栏目 [双语天地] [英语新闻] [职场英语] [商务英语] [日常英语] [旅游英语] [文摘选读] 一群伟大的科学家去世后在天堂里玩藏猫猫。轮到爱因斯坦抓人，他数到100睁开眼睛，看到所有的人都藏起来了，只有牛顿还站在那里。 A bunch of great, DEAD scientists were playing hide-and-seek in heaven....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:47
精彩栏目 [双语天地] [英语新闻] [职场英语] [商务英语] [日常英语] [旅游英语] [文摘选读] 幽默的方法很多，一句话的幽默，你能辨析出来么？ 1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes。 自从我听说“人还是死于天然原因者居多”之后，我就再...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:47
精彩栏目 [双语天地] [英语新闻] [职场英语] [商务英语] [日常英语] [旅游英语] [文摘选读] A Blind Beggar There was a blind beggar wearing sunglasses and asking for money. A drunk man walked by, thinking the beggar was pitiful, threw him a hundred dollars. After walking a few steps, t...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:46
精彩栏目 [双语天地] [英语新闻] [职场英语] [商务英语] [日常英语] [旅游英语] [文摘选读] Teacher had set his class an essay "A Game of Cricket". After two minutes Simon Stee handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain stopped play".. 老师给学生出了作文题：...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:46
美国的脱口秀节目向来毒辣，什么社会热点都不会放过，更不要说《阿凡达》这样的大热。这不，David Letterman就在节目上乱侃这部惊世科幻大片，真是让人笑掉了大牙。 10. What a coincidence! I couldn’t find a woman to go with me either! 太巧了啊！我也找不到女人陪我看这部电影诶！ (小编：怎么...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:45
话说当贼也是需要天分的、当贼也是要好好下足功夫的。以下十佳笨贼的故事告诉了我们好多道理：比如“不打无准备的仗”啊，比如“不要一心二用”...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:45
Mother: Why were you kept after school today, Johnny? Johnny: Teacher told us to write an essay on "The Result of Laziness", and I turned in a blank sheet of paper. 妈妈：约翰尼，你今天放学以后为什么被留下了? 约翰尼：老师叫我们写一篇题为“懒惰的结果”的作文，我交了一张白卷。...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:44
Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess you're right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you? 儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。 父亲：儿子，你不认为你已经长大了，不该再老是一角一角地要钱了(该自立了)，不是吗? 儿...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:44
精彩栏目 [双语天地] [英语新闻] [职场英语] [商务英语] [日常英语] [旅游英语] [文摘选读] Little Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451-1560) after the name Christopher Columbus. Would you please explain why, sir? Little Rose: I can tell her, sir. It was Co...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:43
笨贼年年有——千奇百怪的“自首” 罪犯们经常会无意中拨通报警电话把自己送进去，这是真的。现在手机的功能越来越多，可以快捷拨号，可以自动拨号，于是，不小心拨通了报警电话自己送上门的笨贼也不再是个案了。 December 2008; Middletown, New York: A trio of thieves intent upon stealing car pa...
