类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:30
The customer ordering a floral arrangement from my shop was giving me very specific guidelines. "Nothing fragrant," she instructed. "Nothing too tall or too wild. And no bright colors, please. My house is decorated in beige and cream. Here is a wallpaper ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:29
Rushing to work, I was driving too fast and as a result was pulled over by the highway patrol. The state trooper noticed that my shirt had the name of a local high school on it. "I teach math there," I explained. The trooper smiled, and said, "Okay, here'...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:29
We were discussing the "don'ts" of public speaking in the PR class I teach. "Don'ts" include a man reaching into his pant pocket and jangling change as he speaks, which is very distracting. To illustrate my point, I asked for a student volunteer, saying, ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:29
8 things you'll never hear a woman say 8) What do you mean today's our anniversary? 啊？今天是我们结婚纪念日？ 7) Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV. 我们今天晚上能不能不要聊天、只看电视啊？ 6) Ohh, this diamond is way to big! 哦！这颗钻石实在是太大...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:29
My wife-to-be and I were at the county clerk's office for our marriage license. After recording the vital information -- names, dates of birth, etc. -- the clerk handed me our license and deadpanned, "No refunds, no exchanges, no warranties." 我和未婚妻在县办公室领结...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:28
一封员工要求加薪的英文信，以及老板的回信 Dear Bo$$ In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ . worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am $ure you will gue$$ wha...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:27
But the teacher cried The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his fi...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:27
I realized the impact of computers on my young son one evening when there was a dramatic sunset. Pointing to the western sky, David said, "I wish we could click and save that!" 一天傍晚，当我和年幼的儿子看到一个很漂亮的日落时，我意识到电脑对我儿子的影响是多么的深。 我儿子David指...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:27
Jim, my 40-something husband, was playing basketball with friends his age. "Pretty soon," said one of his teammates, "we'll have to count it as a basket if the ball just hits the rim." "Yeah," Jim agreed. "It's scary when you have to look through the bott...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:26
I was bending over to wipe up a spill on the kitchen floor when my wife walked into the room behind me. "See anything you like?" I asked suggestively. "Yeah," she said. "You doing housework." （那次）我正在厨房里弯腰去擦洒在地板上的东西，这时，我妻子我身后进来了。“看到有什么你...
