类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:56
A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed! 精明的家...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:55
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!" he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time "Never mind," the ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:54
The Looney Bin Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院)one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!" 疯人院 一天晚上，在疯人院里，一个病人说：“我是拿...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:53
Class, Lass and Ass Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day,so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow. A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after r...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:52
The Same Duties A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet. "Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in the army," ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:51
Keep feeding him nickels A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes. Frantically, she called to the father...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:50
How do I get the gum out? Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, I'm meeting my wife right away. How do I get the...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:49
Three Men in a Boat 精彩栏目 [双语天地] [英语新闻] [职场英语] [商务英语] [日常英语] [旅游英语] [文摘选读] Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:49
What a big deal 精彩栏目 [双语天地] [英语新闻] [职场英语] [商务英语] [日常英语] [旅游英语] [文摘选读] A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:48
“幽默”指数 ★ I don't have time to read, because I must study. Studying usually involvesreading! I shared it by myself. You cannot share things with yourself! It has some disadvantages, because it's good for their furture. 'Disadvantages' are bad by definition...
