类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:59
Won't Feel Too Lonely There were two men who went out to eat together. They ordered about four fishes on the table; and the first man kept eating, eating, and eating to the third fish already. At the last fish on the plate, suddenly he realized,"I feel a ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:59
一天，在一场大雪之后，以下的这则通知出现在了我上班的那家医院的护士休息室的公告板上：“实习护士请不要再使用医院的无菌便盘来作临时雪撬”。...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:58
A mother came home from shopping for tea, and saw that some tea had already been made by her 15-year-old daughter. The mother then asked the daughter, "Did you use the tea strainer?" Because in England they use chopped tea leaves to make tea, and you have...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:58
挡风玻璃上的哪条雨刮总会先罢工？ 没错----就是驾驶员这边的那条。 一天，我在暴雨中驾车时就赶上这破事了。 因为看不清路面，我就把车停在了路边，心里琢磨得赶紧想个法子。 当我看到地上躺着的一个黄色棉布工作手套时，心里有主意了。我把这只棉布手塞到了雨刮臂杆的下面。 这玩儿把挡风玻璃刮得干...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:58
你睡过头事情就开始糟糕了 The day began when my daughter overslept, then realized she forgot to do her homework. As I drove her to school, I snapped, "I don't want to hear a peep out of you. "When we arrived, she asked, "Can I talk now?" "Okay," I grumbled. "I forgot ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:57
很明显，我是太爱在别人面前吹嘘我的家乡俄亥俄州了。一天，我又跟一位深受此折磨的朋友吹上了，“你知道吗， 第一位进行动力飞行的人来自俄亥俄州。 第一位绕地球飞行的人也是来自俄亥俄州。第一位绕月球飞行的人还是来自俄亥俄州”。 “听起来，好象很多人在俄亥俄州呆不下去了，”我的朋友说。...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:57
这是你被称为指挥的原因 I was percussion major when I was in college, and during a rehearsal of the student orchestra, my section kept making mistakes. "When you're too dumb to play anything," the professor conducting us sneered, "they give you a couple of sticks, pu...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:56
As a commercial diver in the offshore oil fields of the Gulf of Mexico, I was assigned to a job on board a derrick barge. After my dive I spent the required time in the decompression chamber, and went to bed. Later I walked into the TV room, where I was s...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:56
I was in the band at Ellsworth Air Force Base, South Dakota. Our group was required to play for all generals who arrived on base. So one morning, when our commanding officer heard on the radio that a General Frost was expected just after noon, he sent us ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:56
There was a thief who broke into a house and started collecting things. Suddenly, he heard a voice coming from a dark corner saying, "Jesus is watching you." So he looked and looked, but he didn't see anyone. He thought maybe his ears were deluding him. S...
