类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:55
Finally, after years of testing business software, I landed my dream job -- trying out computer games. My first day at work I was listing various ideas in a spreadsheet program when my manager walked by. He looked at my screen for a moment, and then said ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:55
An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of c...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:54
卖保险 Vs 当救生员 My buddy applied for a job as an insurance salesperson. Where the form requested "prior experience," he wrote "lifeguard." That was it. Nothing else. "We're looking for someone who can not only sell insurance, but who can sell himself," said t...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:53
There was a person who was very, very greedy when he was eating. One day, he was invited to a party. He sat there as if the whole table belonged to him, even though there were many guests around him. He kept eating, eating, eating, fast, fast, fast, all t...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:53
There were two men who went out to eat together. They ordered about four fishes on the table; and the first man kept eating, eating, and eating to the third fish already. At the last fish on the plate, suddenly he realized, "I feel a little bit embarrasse...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:53
Sitting in his cab waiting for a fare, my friend's husband, William, watched as a torrential downpour left lake-size puddles just off the curb of the busy street. Then the back door opened and a customer got in. As William asked the destination, the would...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:52
Jimmy went into a shop, took a toy tank, gave the shopkeeper fake money and started to leave. So, the shopkeeper told him, "Excuse me, little boy,this isn't real money."Little Jimmy didn't reply, continuing walking out of the shop. The shopkeeper repeated...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:52
Stormy weather diverted our Dallas-bound flight to another airport. As we approached the runway, the pilot came on the intercom: "For those of you who are not familiar with the area, this is Lubbock, Texas." Then he paused. "And for those of you who are f...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:51
Once there was a child who had lived to be seven without ever having spoken one word. His parents thought he was dumb. They took him to a doctor, but were unable to find out the reason why he wouldn't speak. No matter what they tried, he did not say anyth...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:51
任何人都可以当电话推销员？ Successful telemarketers don't have to be brain surgeons, just good on the phone. Case in point: While serving in the quality assurance department of one marketing firm, I overheard the guy in the next cube ask for the customer's e-mail addr...
